The Office of Official Objections
Object to anything.
Officially.
The deck due Monday. The meeting that should have been an email. The haircut. File a formal objection and we'll deliver it by text, email or real letter, anonymously. It never comes from you.
Limited time: your first objection is free.
- Anonymous to the recipient
- Text, email or real mail
- Anywhere in Canada
Procedure
Three steps to the permanent record
- § 1
State your grievance
Pick what you're objecting to, from bad meetings to bad haircuts, and add your own words (up to 250 characters).
- § 2
We serve the notice
We text or email it from our own number and address, or print it and mail it in a plain envelope with no return address.
- § 3
Deny everything
They receive a formal Notice of Objection. You keep your name off the record and track it from your dashboard.
Methods of service
Delivered the way you want
By text message
Arrives seconds after you file, from our number, with your message and a headline of your choosing. They can reply YES for a link to the official notice page.
By email
The full Notice of Objection, seal and all, lands in their inbox from our address seconds after you file.
By letter
Printed on paper and sent by Canada Post within 3 business days, in a plain envelope with no return address.
Confidentiality
Your name stays off the record.
Objections are completely anonymous to the person who receives them. Read how anonymity works
- Nothing identifies you. They only see the objection, never your name, email or payment details.
- Never from you. Texts and emails come from us. Letters arrive with no return address.
- Never shared. We don't sell or share sender information. The only exception is a valid legal request, such as a court order or warrant.
Something bothering you?
Put it on the record. It takes about a minute.
File an objection