Terms of use

I Object is a novelty service for sending lighthearted, anonymous objections. Objections are jokes and have no legal effect.

• You must be 18 or older to use the service.
• An objection costs $2.50 CAD by text message to one Canadian mobile number, $1.99 CAD by email to one email address, or $7.99 CAD by letter to one Canadian address. Letters are mailed within 3 business days by regular Canada Post mail with no return address, so mail that can't be delivered isn't returned. For a limited time, your first objection is free. One free objection per person.
• All sales are final. Payments are not refunded, including when a text, email or letter can't be delivered or the recipient opted out after you paid.
• Only send objections to people you know, in a spirit they'll take in good humour.
• Don't use the service to harass, threaten, defame or intimidate anyone, to reveal private information, or for any unlawful purpose. We may cancel objections and close accounts that break these rules, without a refund.
• Anonymity: recipients are never told who sent an objection. We keep sender records and disclose them only when legally required, for example under a court order or warrant. Anonymity doesn't protect anyone who uses the service to break the law.
• Recipients can opt out of all future objections at any time: reply STOP to a text, use the unsubscribe link in an email, or email us with the case number printed on a letter.
• The service is provided as is. Delivery times are approximate, and carrier filtering, spam filters and postal delays are outside our control.

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